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August 10 2011

ambi
23:12

Kuroneko and Ayase Mini Audio Drama Translation

This was a roughly 5 minute audio drama from the OreImo Radio on episode 17 that I found particularly amusing. It's pretty much about the two of them meeting for the first time and finding out that they have to do this radio show together. As expected the two of them don't get along very well with one another hah. You can listen to it here: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14101429
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, Ku and Ki stands for Ayase, Kuroneko and Kirino respectively.

Ay: Hello everyone that's listening in to the radio! It's nice to meet you! This is Aragaki Ayase! It looks like it will be me and Kirino handling the short drama today. This'll be my first time doing radio work so there may be some times when my inexperience shows but I'm looking forward to it!
Ku: ...Would you mind not opening with such deceit from the start?
Ay: Hmm? Who are you?
Ku: Kuroneko. I guess this is our first time meeting, Miss special guest Aragaki Ayase.
Ay: I... Guess so... Nice to meet you. *giggle* I was wondering who it'd be and it's my very good friend Kuroneko-san! What brings you here today? You shouldn't be appearing today? Ah I see! Perhaps you've made a mistake and come to the wrong place? Oh Kuroneko you can be so ditzy sometimes!
Ku: Thank you for being so irritating right from the start. And for you I've got a special announcement. Today's radio will be done by you and me.
Ay: Haha What kind of funny things are you saying? Where is Kirino?
Ku: We've got her on the phone so hear it from her yourself
Ki: Hello? Ayase? It's me!
Ay: Kirino? Where are you right now?
Ki: Sorry Ayase! There was this new game I REALLY wanted to play! It has Hanazawa voicing a character! So could I leave the radio to you today?!
Ay: Well then I guess there's no helping it...... EH?!
Ki: Thanks! I'm just up to this really good part so I'm leaving it to you!
Ay: Hey wait! Kirino?? Kirino! Eh?? Eeeeehh?!?
Ku: And that's how it is. Today we'll be having Kuroneko and Ayase's friendly combination on the radio.
Ay: "Friendly"?? We haven't even spoken a word to each other on the anime!!
Ku: We've had some pretty fun conversations on the PSP game haven't we?
Ay: For some reason I seem to recall us being at each other's throats though?!
Ku: We both hope never to meet one another in the anime don't we.
Ay: Agreed.
Ku: Well putting all that aside now, lets start reading mail from the listeners.
Ay: Are we really going to be doing this together?
Ku: We've got no choice do we? We've got that certain someone stuck in her little game putting her faith in you to fulfill her role after all. Would it be okay with you to not answer that?
Ay: Looks like that's just how it is isnt it. Well lets do it then.
Ku: It looks like we've got someone asking you a question here.
Ay: Seems like they predicted my guest appearance!
Ku: Seems that way. Go on and read it.
Ay: Umm... "Hello Ayase-san" Hello! "I always enjoy reading about you and the way you punish Kyousuke. What kind of tools are you thinking of using on him next time?"
Ku: ...Thanks for the question. So to our guest... What's your answer?
Ay: A lighter.
Ku: ...L-Lighter?! You mean that set-on-fire lighter?
Ay: Yep!
Ku: I'm scared to ask this but... What kind of punshment are you thinking of doing with a lighter...?
Ay: Umm well... Something like burning or setting him on fire?
Ku: Haha... You say some weird jokes don't you?
Ay: Eh?
Ku: ...."Eh"??
Ay: ...And of course I'm just joking!
Ku: Hahaha..... Why am I working with this devil on radio I wonder!
Ay: Aww don't say that! I'm glad I got to meet you Kuroneko!
Ku: What are you saying??
Ay: When this radio is over lets talk more with one another! ....About Kirino that is.
Ku: ...Wh-When this radio is over I'm going to be running off. As if my life depended on it.
Ay: Ah! It looks like we're finishing here today! Then I'll be closing the radio now! Thank you everyone for listening! Please look forward to the actual radio now!
*sound of running*
Ay: AH! SHE'S REALLY RUNNING AWAY

The three of them continue to comment on the drama and how scary Ayase is throughout the episode, if you're interested, you can find out more on it at http://ambiseiy.com/2011/08/11/ore-no-imouto-ga-rajio-demo-konna-ni-kawaii-wake-ga-nai-17/

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